One Halloween a lady invited all her neighbors to a costume party where each person had to dress as an emotion. She informed them all that they would not be allowed in unless they were in proper attire.
Her guests started arriving promptly at 8:00 p.m. One neighbor had dressed in a beautiful red satin heart with stockings to match - she was love. Her husband was dressed in a green satin suit - he was envy. Another man had painted his entire body with fire-red paint. He was dressed as rage.
One by one her guests came to the party. There was loneliness, happiness, ecstasy, etc. Finally, her last neighbor showed up. He was completely naked, with a large yellow pear on his manhood. She was shocked. She asked him what emotion he was and he replied, "I'm f**king dis' pear!"
