One day Little Johnnie was rooting around in the dust bunnies under his parents' bed, and he found some of their S&M magazines.
Johnnie was engrossed in looking through them when his mother walked in and caught him with a sheepish look on his face. She was stunned and didn't know what to do or say. What could she say, after all?
Later that evening, she was telling her husband about what she'd caught Little Johnnie doing:
"What are we going to do about this, Honey? I mean, he shouldn't be looking at that stuff, and what was he doing in there anyway? We've got to put a stop to this!" she cried.
"Well, what do you want me to do? We can't spank him!"
